| What They Say |
What They Really Mean |
| No |
Yes |
| Maybe |
No |
| I'm Sorry |
You will be sorry |
| We Need |
I want |
| It's your decision |
The correct decision should be obvious by now |
| Do what you want |
You will pay for this later |
| We need to talk |
I need to complain |
| Sure...go ahead |
If you do you've had it |
| I'm not upset |
Of course I am upset you Moron! |
| You're so manly |
You need a shave and you sweat too much |
| This kitchen is so inconvenient |
I want a new house |
| I will be ready in a minute |
Kick off your shoes and watch a TV show |
| Do I have a fat butt? |
You better tell me how beautiful I am |
| Is the baby crying? |
Wake up its your turn to take care of the baby |
| It's nothing |
It's everything |
| I am not jealous |
If you so much as even look at her you're dead |
| Do you love me? |
I am fixing to ask for something expensive |
| I heard a noise |
Wake up...we need to talk |
| Don't you know how to fix it? |
You are such an idiot |
| Are you going to wear that? |
You look so stupid wearing that |
| What do you want me to fix for dinner? |
You had better ask me out to dinner |